Dance Like Everyones Watching
I was feeling a bit sad today. It's depressing to go shopping when A). most average women's clothing fits snugly on you B). You don't even have a home to hold all things C). Anything that slightly inconveniences me basically decreases my happiness by thirty percent.
So there I was. In a mood, and we stumble across a drag queen dancing/ passionately lip synching to a Whitney Houston song. Joe starts dancing, and eventually eggs me on to join him. And guess what! You can't really be in a mood if you're dancing. Especially publicly dancing. Something about being absurd makes you realize that nothing really matters. That guess what! I was in my head. The biggest human problem. A problem invented and spread about by the bipedal. So whoever is reading this play whatever song you deem the gayest. As loud as possible.
We all want to be happy. We sometimes need a nudge.