(Frank)&Enstein

I secretly drug joe. It's the greatest thrill. Forget cheating on your partner. Drug them until they become the partner of your dreams! If your uptight husband is worrying too much, make his coffee and put ashwagandha in it. It can't be that bad if you bought it from whole foods. Your stupid husband thinks you put cinnamin in his coffee. He “hates cinnamon”. That dumb fuck doesnt even know what cinnamon tastes like if he thinks ashwaganda is cinnamon. You pretend to have forgotten that he hates cinnamon. 

Love is never having to say your sorry. You realize that you're basically one of the husbands from stepford wives. You don't feel bad about it. 

He has an important meeting today. You give him a vitamin “Ginkgo Maximum strength”. You make his coffee extra strong, and add an instant coffee mix to the pot. You sit across from him, and watch your work play out. Soon he is typing at maximum speed. Soon he starts walking around while giving the meeting. He makes big sweeping hand gestures. While in this meeting he makes you lunch. Lastly he finds your phone charger while walking around. All while he is dominating the meeting. (on a side note you've been looking for that phone charger for about a day, and he finds it fifteen minutes while multitasking during this meeting). 

Frankenstein and the monster! Maybe I am the monster and the frankenstein.