Life Drive

People can't drive. It's literally insane. I'm at a stop light and I wait three seconds literally, and then I lightly honk my horn because I don't want to be “that guy”. And I have to do this maybe four times a day! A DAY!!!! I'm not even in a car that long. What is happening to people?!? Has invasion of the body snatchers become a thing? I don't want to ask the obvious question but did covid kill the living spirit. Zombified they've become. Humbug!!!

The only way I see fit to change this is to talk to strangers. Break them out of whatever cage they are in. Ask them something personal and then tell them it's going to be okay. That they are in fact in control and they can wake up and grab life by the lemons and fucking squeeze till you get carpatunnel.

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People root for the underdog, but sometimes people like to marry people in jail. You catch my drift? We want good people to win! We want bad people to get away with it! Why can't everyone just win?

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