Looks/Feels

I used to be a Camilla Parker Bowles hater. It's too easy. She's ugly. She resembles a horse. She was the character foil to princess Diana. But now I'm coming around. I've grown up, and now I realized Camilla had the right idea. Be the slut. Don't get pulled into rules. Have the affair and the children, and the husband. I've googled her, and everyone seems to hate her. That is everyone, except Charles. There is a quote I like to tell people if they ever start to worry about their weight. It goes like this “What looks good, and what feels good to touch, are two very different things”. One pulls off a swimsuit. The other feels tender. Burrowing your head into a soft warm chubby stomach. Spanking a fat ass. Bitting a love handle. (My god I should write bodice rippers) But a thin person is like snuggling to a hanger. Grinding on a skeleton digs into you.  Where there should be warmth is replaced with veins and bones. Camilla has that warmth. Charles seems lighter around her. They always seem to be sharing some inside joke. Camilla strikes me as an extrovert and overall masculine creature with a naughty sense of humor. She seems to be in between laughing at the world. It's a shame that she had to marry him. But I got it, and she put it off as long as she could. Talk about the long game! Moral of the story is to be a fat slut.