FAT JOE

I’ve infected Joe with the very thing that I hate about myself. None of his clothes fit. We are just slowly expanding. I used to be self conscious about how dainty he was compared to me. He used to have abs. I would touch them any chance I got. Now we both resemble a pregnant woman in her second semester. I'm the pot that made the kettle black! I can't be shocked. Since being a dutiful housewife I've been cooking. I cook healthy but very caloric meals. I've introduced Joe to some top notch television. He has fully succumbed to the American lifestyle. 

I've always felt fat. Whether that's been because of growing up in Orange County or my lack of self control or my already wide build. Who really knows the source? But seeing Joe get my bad habits makes me sad. I can't really fat shame my skinnier than me husband. Maybe it's time for husband number 2? Just kidding! I think we know what I have to do. Lose weight myself. #BARF