Hi! School Reunion?

You know whats fucking terrifying. Finding out your ten year highschool reunion is coming up. Anddddd then finding out that it's literally in a week! 

I had a plan! I was going to diet for the six months leading up to the reunion! I was going to figure out an answer to “what have you done the past ten years”. I don't have a plan!! 

I feel anxiety already bubbling up just thinking about it.

Its stupid. It's not like I was some hot thing in highschool. No one in their right mind is going to think “WOOOOW, Katie has REEEAAAAAAALLY let herself go”. I was just as much of a weirdo back then, then I am now. I had acne then! The only difference is I had lasik. 

Joe wants to go with me. But what if he finds out that I actually was a big asexual weirdo in highschool. Who came on too strong and reeked of desperation. Pretty sure please like me was tattooed on my forehead. Maybe it still is now. 

My dad said that at ten year reunions everyone is still trying to impress people. Showing off and all that jazz. But by the twenty year reunion the mask has fallen off. People have annoying kids, divorce and youth is something they talk about.

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