Joe’s Katie?

With every boyfriend I imagine a different Katie. With James I was going to be his mother. I would shop at Ralph Lauren, but not an obscene amount. I would be comfortable. I would be a PTA mom. I would have a curled honey golden bob, with cat eye glasses to add just a hint of quirk to my Ralph Lauren wet dream. 

With Matt we would live in his moms house. We would both work at Costco. I would watch The bachelor with his mom. Make kombucha from scratch. Have several cats, and make candles on the side. Maybe be a drug dealer….only if the candle thing doesn't take off

Zac i would be a homegrown girl. Basically a sassy Reece witherspoon. I must admit the Zac fantasy was as one dimensional as his prospects. But i would make it work in our lil trailer.

I can't articulate the Joes Katie. Maybe because I'm in it? Maybe you can only have so many fantasies that eventually you realize it's kinda a sham. Maybe this is for the best. Maybe Katie is all these people. Maybe Katie….. That rhymes!!

This articles thesis is the same as Katies fantasy with Joes, Nonexistent.


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