Lip Fillers<Death

Who actually gets lip fillers? Who actually thinks that's a good idea? I have minimal lips, but shoving lard into them seems insane. The orifice that takes in food. The thing that moves around to make noise. The thing that is sensitive to others lips. Yet I see these bloated engorged lips everywhere. 

My evil neighbor tried to push me onto the stuff. If you really thought it made you look better you wouldn't be frantically trying to get people to buy into your kardashian kult. 

Botox I'm on the fence. Luckily or maybe unluckily, I have a husband that hates anysort of anti-aging garb. He likes the idea of looking at your face and seeing your age. Maybe you need to see your face withering away to realize that time is in fact winding down. Realize that death is getting closer whether your face shows it or not. 

And let's be honest, the people who are actually winning the war of aging, what are they doing with it? Or is most of their time being used for upkeep?