The Reason this White Girl Can Dance

My Grandmother was an exotic dancer. I hope that got your attention. She was a woman who didn't graduate past the fifth grade. Who married the first schmuck that popped her cherry. Religion told her she better marry him, or she would go to hell. Plus, it got her away from her abusive and irate mother. So do we blame the women? Do we applaud her for doing the thing that most people can't? Yes. Do we realize that most people would love to become strippers, if they didn't have an ego telling them they are better than that? Yes. Think of the money! Think of how amazing your body would be if you just danced for four hours everyday! Think of the interesting people! Yes! Yes! Yes! Talk about the American Dream. Talk about American ingenuity! God bless America! God bless strippers.

Namaste, my peeps.